I Poop, Therefore I Am — Funny Poo in the Loo T-Shirt

This lightweight jersey tee brings a wink of humor and easygoing comfort to everyday wear. The soft, breathable cotton drapes casually while the cheeky graphic 'I Poop, Therefore I Am' novelty tee. A hilarious gift-worthy shirt for anyone with a sense of humor. Soft, comfy, print-on-demand.sparks laughter without trying too hard. It feels relaxed over jeans, under a flannel, or layered for a low-key night in. Wear it to family game night, bachelor/bachelorette sleepovers, casual hangouts, or as a playful conversation starter at baby showers and potty-training parties. The retail cut and crew neckline keep the look tidy, while the tear-away label and shoulder tape prioritize comfort and durability. For people who appreciate dry humor and laid-back style, this tee lands in that sweet spot between silly and wearable.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)

- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified

- Printed using crisp DTF/DTG techniques depending on fulfillers for clear, vibrant graphics

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean